p=t*2**([0,3,5,3,0,3,5,7][7&t/65536]/12),(p/16&t/1024&31|p/8&t/256&63)+sin(cbrt(t%16384)*8)*50*(1-t%16384/8192)

x=(j)=>(arraything=[-6,1,6,-6,1,6,-6,1,-6,1,6,-6,1,6,-6,1,-6,1,6,-6,1,6,-6,1,-3,4,9,-3,4,9,13,9,2,9,14,2,9,14,2,9,2,9,14,2,9,14,2,9,1,8,13,1,8,13,1,8,1,5,11,1,5,11,1,5,-3,6,9,-3,6,9,-3,6,-3,6,9,-3,6,9,-3,6,1,6,9,1,6,9,1,6,4,9,13,4,9,13,16,13,2,9,14,2,9,14,2,9,2,9,14,2,9,14,2,9,1,8,13,1,8,13,1,8,5,13,17,5,13,17,5,13][t>>13&127],a=t/j*2**(parseInt('5CH5CH5C5CH5CH5C5CH5CH5C8FK8FK8F18D18D1818D18D1807C07C074CG4CG4CG'[63&t>>13],36)/12),b=t*j*2**(arraything/12+(11/12)),c=t&1048576?b:a,chord=s=>t/j*2**([[5,12,17],[7,12,17],[8,13,15],[7,12,16]][3&t>>17][s]/12),d='011100100010101111011010011000000',d2='1111100000011111111111111111111111111111111111111111111000001111111001111111110001000000000000001111110000000000000000000111111111111001111110000000000000000000000000000000000',e=c/4&127,f=(a%256+b%256)/3.9,g=d[abs(int((c/4/(256/d.length))%d.length))]*128,g21=d2[int((chord(0)/4/(256/d2.length))%d2.length)]*128,h=sin(cbrt(t%32768)*8)*64,g22=d2[int((chord(1)/4/(256/d2.length))%d2.length)]*128,h=sin(cbrt(t%32768)*8)*64,g23=d2[int((chord(2)/4/(256/d2.length))%d2.length)]*128,h=(t>=2097152)*sin(cbrt(t%32768)*8)*64,i=(t>=1048576)*48*random()*(1-t/8192%1)**3,j=(t>=2097152)*(sin((t>>3)**3)*(1&t>>15)*t&63)*(1-t/32768%1),k1=x1=>t*2**(parseInt('55555588ddddccca888888ccddddccgg'[31&t>>15],36)/12)*x1%256*(t/32768%1)*(1-t%8192/16384),k=((k1(.124)+k1(.126))/1.5),min(max((h+64+i+g/4+j+k+(g21+g22+g23)/5.7)/1.5,null),255)),[x(1.005),x(.995)]

(t/1E4*t>>>10&255)*((t>>>(t&1024?12:10))+true)

p=parseInt('000000337777777788555588CC7777 700000033777777777755332200      CC  CC 8AA77777788555588CC7777  CC  CC 8AA7777777755332200     7'[127&t>>12],36),(t*2**(p/12)*2&255)*(1-t%8192/12E3)

// Wellerman - 64000 Hz
r=t*.95,i=32768,l=16384,u=8192,c=4096, // global variables
x=j=>(s=(a,b,c,d,e,f)=>(!e?(t*2**(parseInt(a,36)/12)/b*f&c)-(c/2):t*2**(parseInt(a,36)/12)/b*f%d-(d/2))*(t>=0)|0,s2=(a,b,c,d,e,f)=>(!e?a*f/b&c:a*f/b%d)-((!e?c:d)/2)*(t>=0), // for melodies and basses
w=r=>(t>=false)&&(e=a=>s('000000337777777788555588CC7777 700000033777777777755332200      CC  CC 8AA77777788555588CC7777  CC  CC 8AA7777777755332200     7'[127&r>>13],a,48,64,true,.35),e(1)+e(j))*(1-r%l/l)*2+24,w(r)/1.4+w(r-(f=24576))/2.8+w(r-f*2)/4.2+w(r-f*3)/6.4) // melody
-(b=r=>(t>=null)*(q=w=>s('CCCCHHCCCCCC77CC883355CC883377CC'[31&r>>15],4*w,54,64,true,.175/2)*4*(1-r/l%.5)*(r/i%1)*2,q(1)+q(j/2))/3,b(r)+b(r-(d=l)*(t>=0))/2+b(r-d*2*(t>=0))/3+b(r-d*3*(t>=0))/4)-32 // bass
+(144*sin(cbrt(r%i)*7)*(1-r/16384%1)*!(r&l)) // kick
+(20*((sin(t>>2)*t&255)?sin((t>>2)**3)*2&1?-1:1:0)*!!(r&i)*(1-r/i%1)) // snare
+((n=k=>(k*random()-(k/2)),n(42))*(1-r/u%1)), // hihat
[x(1.005),x(.995)].map(y=>min(max(y,-128),127)) // unstereo version: min(max(x(1),-128),127)

(t&1?-t/4:t/4)^(t/512)

h=d=>sin(cbrt(t%(16384>>'00000001000000020000000100000004'[31&t>>14]))*SQRT1_2*d), // kick
v=t=>min(max(tan(t/48*PI/"76547698"[7&t>>15]*(3&t>>12)),-1),1)*.64, // melody
g=v(t)+v(t-(f=12288))/2+v(t-f*2)/3+v(t-f*3)/4+v(t-f*4)/5+v(t-f*5)/6+v(t-f*6)/7+v(t-f*7)/8, // echoed melody
d=sin(t/48*PI/"76547698"[7&t>>15])%.7, // bass
(d+g+h(18*(t>=524288))*2+(random()-.5)*max(1-t%4096/1E3,0)+(sin((t>>33)**3)*(1&t>>14)*(1-t/16384%1)*(t>=1048576)))/1.3

((sin(sin(t/256*PI)*abs(sin(t/524288*PI)*(1-t%($=16384>>'0010012001101201'[15&t>>14])/$)*abs(sin(t/260.3*PI)))*16)*12&256)-128)*(1-t%(a=16384>>'01110010101210022011020110201023011100101012100220110201102010240111001010121002201102011020102301110010101210022011020110212345'[127&t>>13])/a)